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coelasquid:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

I almost started crying at that last guy.

nerdy-and-proud-of-it

blackbird-and-the-harlot:

theconcealedweapon:

crazyykenziee:

If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.

Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!

Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!

There is a metaphor in this somewhere I just can’t see it

nerdy-and-proud-of-it

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

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sometimessassystoner:

transgirltumbling:

s-uicida-ll:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.
They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.

sometimessassystoner:

transgirltumbling:

s-uicida-ll:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.

They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.